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[orcboxer]

i go to a gay bar and notice the furry convention's in town. i see a fine lookin bear remove his fursuit, revealing that underneath, he's also a fine lookin bear. I raise my eyebrows and say "woof" and all the cat furries immediately hiss and scatter

[orcboxer]

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[teathattast]

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[esthermika]

scary obama be like: Uhh let me be fear

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[toskarin]

"creepy or wet" being the lasting impact of the gym copypasta is funny because that wasn't like... a fully bot-generated post. the only things being changed from the original greentext were two words,

based and cringe

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[haunthouse]

thanks @bmoharrisbankofficial but unfortunately i can’t focus on the very important message here because i’m too busy being confused by the fact that apparently if you send an ask with only one letter tumblr will bold that letter in the “asked you” notification text?? why the fuck would that be the case

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[mujerdeojosnegros]

Me after i gaze upon Medusa’s vile image

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[chaumas-deactivated20230115]

🤔

[floridensis]

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[transjinako]

you simply cannot force one piece fans to think about anything else 

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[doityourselfbombs]

osha compliant blowjob

[high-theyre-frendough]

ALT

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[that0n3teen]

This is what you call good game design

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[rimpyspinkeye]

[krudman]

[tundrakatiebean]

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[pogaytosalad]

You are forced to fight an identicle clone of yourself. They know everything you know and all of your skills and tactics. How do you win?

[dat-soldier]

i go for the bals they would NEVER expect this

[dat-soldier]

by talos this cannot be happening

[dat-soldier]

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[supergameboytwo]

You do like tumpet? 🎺! bwaaa!

[supergameboytwo]

instrumence

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[littledeludeddupes]

those snakes are not fighting they are fucking. im very sorry

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

while two snakes FUCK to the death

[eruditionanimaladoration]

That dog looking at the snakes like why you gotta do that while I’m eating

[gelana78]

Metal as snakes fucking.

[thedurvin]

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